You know that bank I used to cry all the way to? I bought it.

When the reviews are bad I tell my staff that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank.

You can have either the Resurrection or you can have Liberace. But you can't have both.

I cried all the way to the bank.

You know that bank I used to cry all the way to? I bought it.

When you can do the common things in life in an uncommon way you will command the attention of the world.

It is sweet that people want to know everything about my wedding, but they should also respect my privacy.

I hate spam, and that's what happens when you let businesses onto the network.

I have never found out that there was in my family an artist or anyone interested in the arts or sciences, and I have never been sufficiently interested in my 'family tree' to bother. My father and mother had come to America on one of those great waves of immigration that followed persecution and pogroms in Czarist Russia and Poland.

I believe in the 'Wal-Mart' school of business. The less people pay, the more they enjoy it.

When I started modeling, I was young and sort of a bit reckless - I wanted to make money and didn't really care about anything else.

You know, I just tend to do the scene that I'm given, really. If it really needs it, then I'll go to them and ask 'What's she talking about? What's she referring to?' But often they don't know, or they do know and they're not going to tell me, so I've learned just to work with what I'm given.

Chanel took women out of corsets and put them into the 'simple little black dress,' the perfectly tailored suit, the bell-bottom sailor pants, and jersey tops.

Don't compare me to Babe Ruth. God gave me the opportunity and the ability to be here at the right time, at the right moment, just like he gave Babe Ruth when he was playing. I just hope I can keep doing what I've been doing - keep taking care of business.

The worst disease in the world is hate. And the cure for hate is love.

I grew up in Manchester in a big Irish family - there are seven of us in all - so my life has always been about role-playing, about doing anything for a laugh. I'm always joking about; that's the way I am.

Hope is the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard.

Women have become stronger, and there's a backlash. Men have become terribly possessive. I find it much easier to get on with women.

The crucial legacy of the personal computer is that anyone can write code for it and give or sell that code to you - and the vendors of the PC and its operating system have no more to say about it than your phone company does about which answering machine you decide to buy.

Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.

The impossibility of a retreat makes no difference in the situation of men resolved to conquer or die; and, believe me, my friends, if your conquest could be bought with the blood of your general, he would most cheerfully resign a life which he has long devoted to his country.

Thus, in a sense, mathematics has been most advanced by those who distinguished themselves by intuition rather than by rigorous proofs.

I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh.

People go to movies or listen to music because they want to be inspired.

Hundreds of political prisoners still suffer in Tibetan prisons. Freedom of speech is not allowed in any sense. It is illegal to possess a photo of the Dalai Lama.

Fifteen is around the time when my parents broke up, and all I was listening to was 2Pac.

Most of the people who are in elective office in Washington, D.C., they have held public office before. How's that workin' for you?

I have grown up in the bright light of America.

Don't get mad. Get everything!