There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

To suppose as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave as the rich behave, is like supposing that we could drink all day and stay sober.

A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat.

The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.

Thank Heaven, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it.

What joy can the years bring half so sweet as the unhappiness they've taken away?

A best-seller is the gilded tomb of a mediocre talent.

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.

All my life, as down an abyss without a bottom. I have been pouring van loads of information into that vacancy of oblivion I call my mind.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

People before the public live an imagined life in the thought of others, and flourish or feel faint as their self outside themselves grows bright or dwindles in that mirror.

The vitality of a new movement in Art must be gauged by the fury it arouses.

The old know what they want; the young are sad and bewildered.

Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul.

The newest books are those that never grow old.

Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.

Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God.

Solvency is entirely a matter of temperament and not of income.

It takes a great man to give sound advice tactfully, but a greater to accept it graciously.

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?

A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Only a generation of readers will span a generation of writers.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.

It is through the cracks in our brains that ecstasy creeps in.

Charming people live up to the very edge of their charm, and behave as outrageously as the world lets them.

Our names are labels, plainly printed on the bottled essence of our past behavior.

What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.

There are people who, like houses, are beautiful in dilapidation.

It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.

What's more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?

There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.

The principal rule of art is to please and to move. All the other rules were created to achieve this first one.

All enterprises that are entered into with indiscreet zeal may be pursued with great vigor at first, but are sure to collapse in the end.

Let me first state that I believe that marriage is a sacred union between one man and one woman.

Entropy theory is indeed a first attempt to deal with global form; but it has not been dealing with structure. All it says is that a large sum of elements may have properties not found in a smaller sample of them.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

The avantgarde are people who don't exactly know where they want to go, but are the first to get there.

I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.

After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.

Before and during the first phase of the war his administration repeatedly maligned the UN but now, that Iraq has turned into a quagmire, it is asking the UN for help.

You look at the whole Human Rights questions, I happened to be there at just the right time when the country was awakening - this goes to the first question you asked - the whole country was awakening to a hundred years of injustice that hadn't been resolved yet.