I've been in more laps than a napkin.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

I've been things and seen places.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

The score never interested me, only the game.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

A hard man is good to find.

A man's kiss is his signature.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.