I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

How arrogant - how very far from humility - would be the self-satisfied, smug assurance that God, a tidy-up-after-us God will come and clean up our mess? Hope for a nanny God, who will with a miracle grant us amnesty from our folly - that's not aligned with either history or the text of the Bible.

I see something new in 'Gosford Park' every time I watch it.

It's not a democracy here, it's the Middle East.

Believe in your dreams and when people doubt you, prove them wrong.

Everybody's just emulated us and now everybody just kinda takes our sound as their foundations.

Give yourself a gift of five minutes of contemplation in awe of everything you see around you. This five-minute-a-day regimen of appreciation and gratitude will help you to focus your life in awe.

Disney truly stands alone, not only because of the company's phenomenal creativity, but also because of the thousands of remarkable people who make it such an extraordinary place.

Songwriters tell the truth.

When 'The Washington Post' ran the first national story about FBI profiling in 1984, no one outside of law enforcement recognized the term.

For the critic, the author does not exist; only a certain number of writings exist.

Under the species of Syndicalism and Fascism there appears for the first time in Europe a type of man who does not want to give reasons or to be right, but simply shows himself resolved to impose his opinions.

There are a lot of women at my gigs. The first show I headlined was a sea of women, which I can't complain about. I'm pleased these 18-year-old girls like my music.

Might is right

Acting is the hardest job in the entire world. By far. Harder than ditch digging.

Writing novels preserves you in a state of innocence, a lot passes you by, simply because your attention is otherwise diverted.

In a way song writing can almost be detrimental, because suddenly you find an outlet that is a kind of cheating. You don't need to have direct communication. You can say, 'I can't describe it to you, but I will record it and send it to you.'

The successful person has the habit of doing the things failures dont like to do. They dont like doing them either necessarily. But their disliking is subordinated to the strength of their purpose.

Keep it in tune with the times, but don't write with the specific purpose of trying to create a hit. If you're doing it strictly to make money, you're crazy. There are easier ways to make money.

I do everything all wrong, but I think for me that's the best, because I don't think I have a voice.

You aren't going to find anybody that's going to be successful without making a sacrifice and without perseverance.

A negative Allen Iverson story is the greatest Allen Iverson story, for some reason.

Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.

We should be licensing everybody with a gun. I have to have a license for my dog. I have to have a license for my car. If you're going to do my hair later you have to have a license... We don't require a license to own a firearm?