There are good characters and bad characters.

There are good characters and bad characters.

We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese.

You can make fun of everything.

And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

I definitely think we get a lot of respect for what we do, but I definitely think that some people don't like us, which is fine.

I just get my news from the Internet.

I just hate that Lucas... and it is not just Lucas, because everybody does it, where, boom, they get it out, and then there's a special edition for a movie that doesn't deserve a special edition.

I may have my personal political thing, but we never wanted it to stain the show.

I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.'

I would never want the show to be a Democrat show or Republican show, because for us the show's more important than that. It isn't for everybody else in the world, but it is for us.

I would vote for a Mormon.

I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?

In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that.

It is like football with coaches, like, 'We're only going to think about the next game.' It is really true, all you think is, 'Okay, we have to make a good next episode.'

It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the creative constipation of having to live with one idea for two or three years. It's just not that fun.

Sometimes I wish I could get fired.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

We are entertainers. We're trying to entertain people.

We don't feel pressure of, 'Let's make this really raunchy.' It's more about making a good story, which is 10 times harder. The raunchy stuff's really easy for us.

We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.

We've been around long enough and have been to enough award shows to know that it is easy to lose to Phil Collins at any time.

We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.

If people destroy something replaceable made by mankind they are called vandals if they destroy something irreplaceable made by God they are called developers.

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven.

Only with a leaf can I talk of the forest.

As far as I'm concerned, it's a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence, and generally stuck in a bog of stagnant mediocrity.

Books dear books Have been and are my comforts morn and night Adversity prosperity at home Abroad health sicknessgood or ill report The same firm friends the same refreshment rich And source of consolation.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

War alone brings up to their highest tension all human energies and imposes the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to make it.

My thoughts, my beliefs, my feelings are all in my brain. My brain is going to rot.

God gave me all this; why waste the talent that he gave me? Why not go full throttle with it all and try to become in the class with the greatest players that ever played the game? That's just a great feeling.

I am proud of myself.

Caste is not just a division of labour it is a division of labourers.

I have never taken more than two weeks to record an album throughout my career.

Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.

In New York City, everybody goes into therapy.

Sometimes, when you live a life at such a wild edge, an extreme edge of experience, you can come back into the world - if you come back at all - with some essence from that experience that people find useful.

Live life fully while you’re here. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up.

You still find a great sense of possibility here, and I want to make sure that Arizona stays that way. I want us to be the welcoming, job-creating state we've been from the start, a place where everybody's got a chance.

Brave people are the firemen who run into the burning building. That's brave.

The two things I use the most are the MacBook Air and my iPhone. Those are my two most-used gadgets that are dented, scratched and smashed.

A good job isnt something you go out and find its something you discover while youre working.

I can still crack a safe with one hand tied behind my back. I'm not proud of it. But I was always against society.