Forward ever, backward never.

Forward ever, backward never.

I always loved cars. I don't know why, I can't explain it to you. It has always been with me.

While having two biological parents at home is, the statistics tell us, best for children, a single-parent household is almost as good.

Just because a majority of the Supreme Court declares something to be 'constitutional' does not make it so.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

This way of life is worth defending.

Don't do something for recognition. Do it out of kindness. Do it because out of giving, it will make you whole and complete.

To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting.

I was part of it, and I am still part of it today in terms of what it means to a whole new generation of people who are interested in the enduring energy, achievements, spirit and creativity that exemplified our era.

Sane judgment abhors nothing so much as a picture perpetrated with no technical knowledge, although with plenty of care and diligence.

Take pleasure in your dreams; relish your principles and drape your purest feelings on the heart of a precious lover.

A great age of literature is perhaps always a great age of translations.

If I could change my appearance, I would have the gap between my front teeth put back in.

For a black male, the sound of the blues is pre-Civil Rights. It's oppression.

Rank and file Democrats are very patriotic. They love this country and support the military.

Live life to the fullest and focus on the positive.

I am fluent in Spanish and I understand French, Italian and Portuguese.

The greatest concubines in history knew that everything revealed with nothing concealed is a bore.

The president of the United States, on Inauguration Day, takes an oath to faithfully execute the laws. Those are the laws that are passed by Congress.

I didn't pay as much attention in school as I would have liked to.

The naked mole is, like, the ugliest freakin' creature in the world. It is so radically, unbelievably disgusting. And the star-nosed mole is also. It looks like it snorted a firecracker. They live way underground, and to get footage of them is basically impossible.

Daddy was hilarious. He could take the most mundane event and tell it so that we all on the floor laughing. He trained me in the joys of humor.

I like doing films and I wish that I could do more but I still have to audition. I don't get offered starring roles in movies even though I've written and starred in a movie.

I never try to be too sexy. People know when you're not comfortable and trying to be sexy.

Have a working spouse, because you won't earn a living from writing - not at first, if ever. My wife worked for years to support us.