Megan Fox

I've read the 'Book of Revelation' a million times. It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded.

No one believes me when I talk about this, but I'm really, really maternal.

In the past, I've been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality. So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what's really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.

I feel like if you are with someone through the process of pregnancy and delivery, if nothing else, there is such an incredible amount of respect that would lead into some sort of love in one way or another.

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

I'm very confident in how I project my personality.

Women tear each other apart.

I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people's imaginations.

I have to really enjoy someone's personality, not just their looks, before I'll kiss them.

I love the beach, and I love sunshine.

I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on 'Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen', but you have to consider that we were 16-year-old girls. I haven't seen Lindsay since then, but I imagine she's grown and become a different person. I know I have.

I have no problem with commitment - you can't have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won't look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys.

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of and if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all.

Films don't hold the answers I'm looking for... Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that Bigfoot existed than in watching a really good movie?

I want people to know me through the movies I do. I want to be judged on that. If you start becoming famous for your personal life, that's when your career goes away.

I don't follow fashion. I need people to style me because I'm pretty clueless about it and I don't really care. I pretty much wear the same outfit every day when I'm not working.

People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it.

I don't like the sound of my voice.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded.

I have a season pass to several of the VH1 shows, like 'Rock of Love' and Flavor Flav's show. It's kind of embarrassing because it's completely ignorant television - it's all totally fake and garbage - but I still love it.

I want to be invisible.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.

I am a stepmother to the fullest extent.

I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man.

Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

All women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols.

I'm not on Twitter.

I'm not a 'sexy' 'beautiful' woman. It takes a lot of work to make me look like a girl.

I don't think men approach me for intellectual conversation.

When I sit down to talk to men's magazines, there's a certain character that I play. She's not fully fleshed out - she doesn't have her own name - but she shows up to do men's-magazine interviews.

I was grounded for all of my childhood. Not most - all.

I'm so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them.

People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she's so serious and stoic. I'm the opposite.

I think I'm a different kind of role model for young girls.

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

There's a misconception that maybe I'm overly confident or a little vapid or that I am a stereotypical, bratty, spoiled girl who doesn't have much to bring to the table other than how people perceive her physically.

I think once you enter the dating world and you realise it's nothing like those Disney movies you watched when you were a little girl, you just become more guarded.

Just be you. Ive learned the hard way and in the end some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do theyll always have something to say.

I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush all the bacteria is shot into the air.

I'm a passionate individual, and sometimes when I have strong feelings about a subject, I feel the need to express myself.

I've lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18.

I don't really resent being on the red carpet as much as I do having to deal with the paparazzi.

My mom lived with me until I started making enough money to support myself. I was asking her to leave the entire time. I'd been ready to move out since I was, like, 14.

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.

I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood.

I'm not a big family person. I'm more of a loner.

I feel intimidated by fashion.

I still like the run and gun action movies and how truly dangerous it can be to make these films.

When you become a celebrity, the world owns you and your image.

What people don't realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you're being bullied by millions of people constantly.

Until you have kids, you can't imagine how much you could possibly love a human being.

I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself.

I hate doing photo shoots.

I don't need someone else's power. I'm obtaining my own.

I don't like feeling out of control. I have to feel like I'm in control of my body.

If I get stuck doing comic-book films for the rest of my life, I'll be really happy.

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe.

I'm not a type of feminist who is afraid to be sexy.

My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.

I'm one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.

I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson - who I have nothing against - but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.'

I think it's perfectly acceptable not to run with cliques.

I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

To be outspoken, or different at all, is a problem for women.

I don't want to have people get completely sick of me before I've ever even done something legitimate.

Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They're not ever intended to be offensive or controversial.

I grew up craving the spotlight, and once it happened, I immediately recoiled.

There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living.

I'm not trying to take Cate Blanchett down.

I love Comic Con.

I would really love to go on an archaeological dig.

I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back.

'Midnight Nation' is really interesting.

Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.

My dad used to hunt ducks, and my mom would put them in the pot. We lived really modestly. We had very little money.

People just assume that if you're famous, you're in Hollywood.

I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.

You want to go to work with people you like and where everyone is having fun.

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

I would like to uncover the secrets of the universe.

Having an infant is difficult. It's a lot of work, and I didn't hire any help because I overestimated my own abilities.

I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I'm talented or people think I'm going to be a movie star. I always feel that it's forced and fake.

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

Self-loathing doesn't keep me from being happy. But that doesn't mean I don't struggle.

People expected 'Jennifer's Body' to make so much money. But I was doubtful. The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It's obviously a girl-power movie, but it's also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind.

I've never even come close to having a one-night stand.

I think I could survive a week without eating.

When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross.

I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.