Morey Amsterdam

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door.

My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other Woofx9D The other replies Moox9D The dog is perplexed. Moo Why did you say Moox9D The other dog says Im trying to learn a foreign language.

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

Even the police have an unlisted number.