I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.

I want to democratize business news.

The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time.

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine.

If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!

I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it... with you.

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?

Theres nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. Theres everything wrong with making others have to have it... with you.

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less.

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art and culture is concerned.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.

If I was going to be broke I decided I might as well be with actors as anyone else. They were cheerful idiots and seemed to take it better.

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.

But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But for some reason, they feel they are not Chinese.

You don't want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything.

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.

I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots out there. I also want them to know that being successful is not the real world - that their parents get treated better because they're on TV.

I think that most artists are leaning towards fragile idiots.

Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money out of it, they would have done it. It's not like they're a bunch of idiots.

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.