Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?

The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.

I want to democratize business news.

The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time.

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine.

If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!

I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it... with you.

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?

Theres nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. Theres everything wrong with making others have to have it... with you.

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

A worker's paradise is a consumer's hell.

There's an inherent thing in me where, if things are going too smooth, I'll sabotage the hell out of them, just to make the music more of a sanctuary.

The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?

I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments.

Mankind is not likely to salvage civilization unless he can evolve a system of good and evil which is independent of heaven and hell.

Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell.

Looking back, I think we were all quite mature, surprisingly responsible. In earlier wars, boys of our age had just gone off to raise hell or enlist or both, but we stayed dutifully at our desks doing tomorrow's homework.

As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man.

I would rather my soul broil in hell than I do you any harm.

In Hell all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.

I'm not a humanitarian, I'm a hell-raiser.

I believe that I am in hell, therefore I am there.

Why? Will no man ever do something without a why? Just like that? For the hell of it?

Our little house was way back in the country. We had one house close to us, and hell the next one would've been a mile. If you got sick, you could holler and wouldn't nobody hear you.

If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days.