Patrick Murray

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.