Paul Scofield

A book is worth a few francs; we Germans can afford to destroy those. We all may not appreciate artistic merit, but cash value is another matter.

I should in fairness add that my taste in music is reputedly deplorable.

A painting means as much to you as a string of pearls to an ape.

Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are asking you the meaning of life.

Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.

What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.

If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

Privacy is not negotiable.