The gun went off accidentally.

The gun went off accidentally.

I'm dealing in rock'n'roll. I'm, like, I'm not a bona fide human being.

I am ready.

Adult Swim has cornered this really cool market, especially for comedy shows.

Today there are two points where a car manufacturer has interaction with you as an owner of a car. One, you buy the car. Two, you go to the car shop to repair the car.

A real man follows the three P's: pray, provide, and protect.

The Olympic Games are a national cause, and a national cause calls for a nationwide attitude.

I'd be perfectly happy with a mathematically precise description of how time began. I see science and religion as being two completely different things. I don't see science as relevant to the question of whether or not there's a God.

In my humble opinion, the ages 22 to about 27 are the most critical years of your adult life. It's your time to gestate in the cocoon of becoming.

The artwork had very little to do with the thought process, and the writing too, for that matter. What happens, happens, and it happens outside the brain.

Let me tell you, my career went from zero to 900. Its hard keeping up with that pace, but I wouldn't trade it for anything else in the world.

Variety is the spice of life

When I was running Atari, violence against humanoid figures was not allowed. We'd let you shoot at a tank... but we drew the line at shooting at people, with blood splattering everywhere.

Sometimes you really dig a girl, the moment you kiss her, And then you get distracted by her older sister.

If we are honest with ourselves and listen quietly ... we all harbor one fiercely held aspiration for our healthcare that it keep us healthy.

The Scriptures bear ample and continuous evidence that the faith of the resurrection of the body lies in the faith that Jesus Christ died and rose again.

If people are given the opportunity to really make a difference in their own lives, their own communities, their own businesses and their own governments, then we can really transform the prospects of life on this planet. We can find ourselves living in a world that is more like the world that I think most of us want to be living in.

I'm not going to stop painting just to take orders.

I still have a full-time day job, which is why it took me five years to write An Ear to the Ground, and why I won't have another book finished by next week.

I got along with mostly everyone, but music school does that to you. We had to sing in a choir all the time, so we had to get along with everyone.

I think art, at its best, happens on a conscious and a subconscious level.

The skeptic may deny your doctrine or attack your church but he cannot honestly ignore the fact that your life has been changed.

I have never liked haircuts.

On a daily basis, you're working with Steve Carell; you're not working with Ricky Gervais. You try a line, and you can't be writing for David Brent. You have to be writing for Michael Scott because Steve is Michael Scott.

If you disarm someone's hands - they cannot kill you!

Usually, the first three months post acquisition are up and down. The acquirer and the acquiree are trying to figure out how to interact. The founders of the acquiree are usually tired from the deal process and adjusting to their new reality.