Prince Philip

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

The conservation of nature the proper care for the human environment and a general concern for the long term future of the whole of our planet are absolutely vital if future generations are to have a chance to enjoy their existence on this earth

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

The art of being a good guest is to know when to leave.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

But we are not going to be able to survive on this limited planet if the population keeps on growing: there isn't going to be anything left.

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

When a man opens a car door for his wife its either a new car or a new wife.

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.