David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done.

David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done.

I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified.

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.

Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.

Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work.

If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.

I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.

When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.

Love eradicates fear like light dispels darkness, so shine your love on the world.

You think your friends have good taste in fashion until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress

I've just finished reading a book about the brilliant Margaret Rutherford. She wasn't a beauty, but inside she was absolutely blazing and passionate about her work. She's one of those life-affirming characters.

You can't just get in a boat with someone and be great straight away. It takes a lot of time to get used to each other. You need to learn how the other person reacts to certain situations.

Immigrants have always come into the country with low levels of education. Whether it's the Irish or Italian or Polish, here is the land of opportunity. It's where people come in at the bottom and build themselves up. To try to bring in people who have already made it is un-American.

Keeping busy: This is a problem that you're glad to have.

Life is grim, and we don't have to be grim all the time.

Fear can be good when youre walking past an alley at night or when you need to check the locks on your doors before you go to bed but its not good when you have a goal and youre fearful of obstacles. We often get trapped by our fears but anyone who has had success has failed before.

You need to feel beautiful on your own before a guy can make you feel beautiful because it wont be a healthy relationship.

By the Declaration of Independence, dreaded by the foes an for a time doubtfully viewed by many of the friends of America, everything stood on a new and more respectable footing, both with regard to the operations of war or negotiations with foreign powers.

Resisting madness is the maddest way of being mad.

Theres something about a holiday that isnt all about how much money you spend.

If you actually relax your vocal cords they actually work better.

Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.

The serve, I think, is the most difficult, you know, in terms of coordination, because you got the two arms going, and you got to toss it up at the right time so.

Each game we play, every game is a championship-game mindset.

Even before Sputnik, scientists and policy makers worried that not enough Americans were studying science.

Fame and power are the objects of all men. Even their partial fruition is gained by very few; and that, too, at the expense of social pleasure, health, conscience, life.

We know we can't win the Cup every year. But we certainly can be in position to win the Cup every year, and if we've done that, I think we've earned our paycheck.

My commitment is to Los Angeles, so whatever helps this continue to be a great city, that's what I would be focused to do, and the Dodgers are certainly iconic to Los Angeles.

There is lots of evidence that it is this fear of going into debt that most puts people from poorer backgrounds off going to university.

To me extremism is targeting endangered whales in a whale sanctuary in violation of a moratorium. That, to me, is extreme.

Humans are not proud of their ancestors and rarely invite them round to dinner.