All of his saves have come in relief appearances.

All of his saves have come in relief appearances.

If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row.

I think one of the most difficult things for anyone who's played baseball is to accept the fact that maybe the players today are playing just as well as ever.

Cadillacs are down at the end of the bat.

Yes, this is 21st-century America. Where we have better means to treat mental illness than ever before, but choose to let the insane people decide to get it or not.

I don't think anyone can really make up their mind and say, Now I'm going to be a director.

I do not want to choose which one of you I must love or hate. Here, I am free to do neither. I want no part of your bitterness.

Style equals pretense.

Time is the River on which the leaves of our thoughts are carried into oblivion.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I love Quentin Tarantino; I love Harmony Korine, Larry Clarke.

Every one of today's smartphones has thousands of times more processing power than the computers that guided astronauts to the moon.

Time is bunk.

Some people dream of success while others wake up and work.

We'll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down.

We must stress that the euro has been beneficial to the European Union because, otherwise, in this context of international turmoil, every country would have to devalue their currencies.

But Tommy Lee Jones is just smooth. He's just the real deal. I'm captivated by him because there's so little of that in Hollywood, and he just embodies it.

Concentrate on a single goal, a single task, and beat it into submission.

Trust is central to an economy that works.

People who think about art as an investment are pathetic.

Humor is the most precious gift I can give to my reader, a reminder that the world is not such a terribly serious place. There is more than video games and drugs and nuclear threats; there is laughter, and there is hope.

When the Internet really first started to hit, people felt this would be the death blow: after suburbs and long commutes and television and the death of the family dinner, this would be the last straw that would totally break society.

Potential home buyers have a two-step decision process. First, they determine whether they can afford to make a purchase - does their income safely cover their mortgage payment? Then they determine whether owning is a better financial choice than renting - are the costs of owning a home lower than the cost of renting it?

I never thought of losing, but now that it's happened, the only thing is to do it right. That's my obligation to all the people who believe in me. We all have to take defeats in life.

The deal is: most men just want to marry someone who is nice to them.

Say not you know another entirely till you have divided an inheritance with him.

It's very difficult to make comedy work; I think it's a very underrated genre.

We travel to learn; and I have never been in any country where they did not do something better than we do it, think some thoughts better than we think, catch some inspiration from heights above our own.