Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency.

Most critical writing is drivel and half of it is dishonest. It is a short cut to oblivion, anyway. Thinking in terms of ideas destroys the power to think in terms of emotions and sensations.

At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

I certainly admire people who do things.

The streets were dark with something more than night.

The creative artist seems to be almost the only kind of man that you could never meet on neutral ground. You can only meet him as an artist. He sees nothing objectively because his own ego is always in the foreground of every picture.

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

The moment a man begins to talk about technique that's proof that he is fresh out of ideas.

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

A good story cannot be devised; it has to be distilled.

Television is just one more facet of that considerable segment of our society that never had any standard but the soft buck.

The more you reason the less you create.

I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes.

She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.

The moment a man sets his thoughts down on paper, however secretly, he is in a sense writing for publication.

A really good detective never gets married.

Good critical writing is measured by the perception and evaluation of the subject; bad critical writing by the necessity of maintaining the professional standing of the critic.

An age which is incapable of poetry is incapable of any kind of literature except the cleverness of a decadence.

I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.

The minute you try to talk business with him he takes the attitude that he is a gentleman and a scholar, and the moment you try to approach him on the level of his moral integrity he starts to talk business.

The English may not always be the best writers in the world, but they are incomparably the best dull writers.

The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be.

It is not a fragrant world.

She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me.

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.

The flood of print has turned reading into a process of gulping rather than savoring.

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.

I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.

Woe, woe, woe... in a little while we shall all be dead. Therefore let us behave as though we were dead already.

Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency.

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

Everything a writer learns about the art or craft of fiction takes just a little away from his need or desire to write at all. In the end he knows all the tricks and has nothing to say.

It is pretty obvious that the debasement of the human mind caused by a constant flow of fraudulent advertising is no trivial thing. There is more than one way to conquer a country.

When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split.

The challenge of screenwriting is to say much in little and then take half of that little out and still preserve an effect of leisure and natural movement.

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that arent as good as others.

The moment a man begins to talk about technique thats proof that he is fresh out of ideas.

You can always tell a detective on TV. He never takes his hat off.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle so he wont let himself get snotty about it.

The minute you try to talk business with him he takes the attitude that he is a gentleman and a scholar and the moment you try to approach him on the level of his moral integrity he starts to talk business.

A real gimlet is half gin and half Roses lime juice and nothing else.

When in doubt have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

A good title is the title of a successful book.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

There is no such thing as a Mass Mind. The Mass Audience is made up of individuals, and good advertising is written always from one person to another. When it is aimed at millions it rarely moves anyone.