Congress: Bingo with billions.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

I left home because I was hungry.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.

But I was never, you know, when I see some kids today who are close to their parents, close to their friends... I think it's simply wonderful. I was not a happy kid. Back in those days, I remember the sick, gray days were better. Because when it was sunny I'd feel worse.

The weight of the world is love. Under the burden of solitude, under the burden of dissatisfaction.

I think America right now is looking for somebody who appeals to every faction.

I have always been a Peter Blake fan and love street art and graffiti. I really like this street-art collective called Faile. They're from Brooklyn and make these prints of beautiful women.

All Bridget Jones did was give us a word for it - singleton - which was the worst possible thing.

I think I was identified as a failed president because I wasn't re-elected.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

I believe in businesses where you engage in creative thinking, and where you form some of your deepest relationships. If it isn't about the production of the human spirit, we are in big trouble.

The best advice I received came late, and it's this: Don't read the comments section of any story that mentions you!

When Mozart is playing in my room, I am in conjunction with something I can't explain... I don't need to. I know that if there's a purpose for life, it was for me to hear Mozart.

Technologies simmer along before they are feasible. That simmer can be short or long, but then they get traction. And from there to being huge is a couple of decades.

Children, to me, are of the utmost importance. They're really the future, aren't they?

Yeah, exactly, you can talk about politics in music, you can talk about something else, but that's always going to change, and love is never going to change.

It's important to know what motivates you, not what motivates somebody else.

Don’t be upset by the results you didn’t get with the work you didn’t do.

A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.

Know this, if someone has cheated on you who truly loves you, they have hurt themselves as much as they have hurt you.

The media in America is not covering American AIDS very much. They're covering African AIDS as if somehow miraculously it's all stopped here. Well, it hasn't, and the one thing they're not saying about Africa is that all those people are going to die; there's no way these people can be saved - none.

I've always saved. I believe in keeping money back for a rainy day and living within my means. I don't buy expensive clothes; I have a 10-year-old car I'm hoping to replace when a big job comes in. I suppose when we do go on family holidays, I am quite happy to spend when we are there.

My music was typically continental - nothing like, say, The Beatles.

Frequently parents forget that children are people. I don't try to treat Kristen as an adult, but I do try to treat her as a person, with a child's sensibilities.

Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't just be like, 'Alright, I got my hour down, people are coming to see me now. Now, I'm going to lean on the mike stand.' No, you gotta work even harder now. You got to top what you already did. Because they'll find someone else.

Our reward for Starsky and Hutch was getting to write The Six Million Dollar Man for Todd.