This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

A girl's legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Let it find you. Serendipity. The effect by which one accidentally stumbles upon something truly wonderful, especially while looking for something entirely unrelated.

We are a family of professionals, especially doctors. Thanks to my father, I got exposed to a whole lot of things. I call him a Renaissance man.

The great accomplishments of man have resulted from the transmission of ideas of enthusiasm.

People worry that gas prices are high and how they are affecting their pocket book. But they want to know about renewable energy. People are really starting to question things, and that's made people look to the future in a positive way.

Remember now thy Creator in the days of thy youth.

The metaphor for Palestine is stronger than the Palestine of reality.

For them to perceive the advantage of defeating the enemy, they must also have their rewards.

You better be very convinced, very sure, before you pull your plug or someone else's plug, that you know what's on the other side of the gravestone.

I fell in love with stories watching a British television puppet show called 'Thunderbirds' when it first came out on TV, about 1965, so I would have been 4 or 5 years old. I went out into the garden at my mom and dad's house, and I used to play with my little dinky toys, little cars and trucks and things.

Occasionally I have come across a last patch of snow on top of a mountain in late May or June. There's something very powerful about finding snow in summer.

I only want to do better work. That’s the focus of my life.

Nevertheless, I don't hesitate to say that elections in Germany are decided in the center, not on the fringes and not in the accumulation of minority interests.

In the discharge of the duties of this office, there is one rule of action more important than all others. It consists in never doing anything that someone else can do for you.

Tweeting is a great way to practice writing jokes, but there is so much more to comedy writing than just jokes. Jokes are a necessity, but you also have to learn how to write characters, to break a story, to keep coherence between episodes. I've learned more by being a TV writer than I ever could've on my own.

There are a million ways to surf, and as long as you're smiling you're doing it right.

I play music because I love it and I'll keep playin' till I'm old.

I get kinda self-conscious. I don't want to know about my eyebrows. I'm born with them.

You are never too old to learn

I'm very lucky because people send me a lot of stuff and post cool articles and pictures on my wall, which does make life a lot easier for me. When we were at 60,000 or 100,000 'likes,' I was still having to source the content myself, and I was constantly trolling the Internet, whereas now things are sent to me, which does make it a lot easier.

In the first debate the bulges create the impression of a letter T with a small feature which appears similar to a wire under the jacket running upward from the right.

Falling short of perfection is a process that just never stops.

Architecture is what nature cannot make. Architecture is something unnatural but not something made up.

I get asked a lot about the Rock N' Sock Connection.

Don't practice until you get it right. Practice until you can't get it wrong.