There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter bought some butter. But she said the butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my batter better. So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

She sells seashells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure. And if she sells seashells on the sea shore, Then I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream.

Wayne went to wales to watch walruses

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something.

People say to me, 'Are you still excited when you go on tour?' Should I be excited about leaving my family? No, and no one should. It's as simple as that. If you put aside the fantasy of it, it is what it is and has to be done. And that's fine, and I pour my entire energy and enthusiasm into it, but of course, I'm of two minds about the whole idea.

There's a bunch of different flavours of funny. It's all about the execution of it.

You don't have to be a chef or even a particularly good cook to experience proper kitchen alchemy: the moment when ingredients combine to form something more delectable than the sum of their parts.

I just like short hair on women; I think it's cool.

That's what really motivates me: to make my coaches proud, my teammates proud, and the fans proud.

From 8,000 miles away... I would not judge a fellow soldier from a friendly nation and how they are employing their resources.

I'm really calculating when it comes to these scripts - I'm really calculated about character behavior and dialogue.

Any child can be developed, it depends on how you do it.

I, for one, respect those who believe with all their hearts and conscience that there are no circumstances under which any abortion should ever be available.

As long as I'm working, I'm happy. You see my face - great. You don't see my face - too bad, I don't care. I'll keep going.

Psychoanalysis does not distort the truth by accident. It does so by necessity. It is an effective system for the suppression of the truth about childhood, a truth feared by our entire society. Not surprisingly, it enjoys great esteem among intellectuals.

Talk politics, talk about study and talk positively.

In the theater, while you recognized that you were looking at a house, it was a house in quotation marks. On screen, the quotation marks tend to be blotted out by the camera.

Strike while the iron is hot

To me, politics is an extension of what I do in medicine.

When Steven Spielberg thinks you're the one, then I'll do anything. If you want me to put a dead horse on my head, I'll do it.

In Europe the parents are included as with children. All three generations are together. I'm thinking of Italy. You go out on a Sunday afternoon and the whole family is there.

Clever people seem not to feel the natural pleasure of bewilderment, and are always answering questions when the chief relish of a life is to go on asking them.

Live disasters are wonderful attractions when youre safe on the other side of them.

So long as you've got your friends about you, and a good positive attitude, you don't really have to care what everyone else thinks.

To destroy that which seeks to destroy me, God invites me to stand against it until it stands down and then falls down.

Some minds are like concrete all mixed up and permanently set.

In my experience (I am the lone father of an eight-year-old boy who lost his mother when he was one year old), parenting is the most difficult of all jobs: forget your chief executives, editors, prime ministers and the like - parenting is far more challenging.