I abhor grades - if a child does his best, that's all that should be asked.

About 30 million people see me every week - I'm a happy man.

I abhor grades - if a child does his best, that's all that should be asked.

There were people I know that got upset that I kiss people. I kiss them for luck and love, that's all. That's what my mother did to me.

'Hogan's Heroes' lasted longer than the war.

And I asked my mother about it; I said, 'Is there something wrong?' She said, 'God... God makes people. You understand that, don't you?' And I said, 'Yeah!' She said, 'Who makes a rainbow?" I said, 'God.' She said, 'I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children.'

Be nice to each other. You can make a whole day a different day for everybody.

God bless all the little children in the world.

I never dreamed I would have a job in which so many people could touch me and I could touch them.

I've had the most incredible luck in my career.

If I never do another thing, I've met the good, sweet people of the world.

It's important to me that on 'Family Feud' I could kiss all the people. It sounds crazy but when I first came here Petula Clark was on a show with Nat King Cole and he kissed her on the cheek and eighty-one stations in the South canceled him. I kissed black women daily and nightly on 'Family Feud' and the world didn't come to an end, did it?

It's wonderful to win, but don't get cocky about it!

The first time I ever saw people of any color was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go and free Europe from the war. And there was every color you could imagine, and I'd not seen that in England.

The thing that I loved about 'Feud,' we froze a moment in time for these families that had never occurred before. That's magic.

There were people I know that got upset that I kissed people; I kissed them for luck and love, that's all. That's what my mother did to me. There were people upset that I would embrace or hug someone of another color.

They kept us on the air probably a year more than they should have.

You wouldn't want to move if you sat next to me on the bus. Or maybe you would.

May the light of freedom, coming to all darkened lands, flame brightly until at last the darkness is no more.

When I was a kid, I was a fan of comedy. I always loved Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and Dave Letterman - not an actor, obviously, but I'm still impressed by his wit. I wanted to emulate them because they made me laugh.

Any use of chemical weapons, by anyone, under any circumstances, is a grave violation of the 1925 Protocol and other relevant rules of customary international law.

I am afraid that being around a couple as sweet as you will make me diabetic. Happy first anniversary.

My family's a very musical family, so music's always been a part of my life.

If we destroy the biosphere, then mankind will die. We all waste our time worrying about stupid wars and petty jealousy and greed, and all the time, we're sitting on a time bomb.

The imminent demise of the church has been predicted since the middle of the 18th century. This is the regular secular mantra if churchgoing declines. I could take you to plenty of churches that are full to bursting and new churches being built.

When it comes to the stage, I can't help but be inspired by people like George Clinton, Elton John and Alice Cooper.

Labor is the curse of the world, and nobody can meddle with it without becoming proportionately brutalized.

There are certain rules one must abide by in order to succesfully survive a horror movie.

I think happiness is a combination of pleasure, engagement and meaningfulness.

My daughter is a very adventurous eater. I'm not the guy who sits around lamenting that all my kid will eat it is Tater Tots and chicken nuggets. With my kid, it's more a capricious and whimsical decision-making.

There are occasions when I've pretended to be in a firefight, and then there are people who have really been in a firefight. Clearly it's absolutely ridiculous, and even disrespectful, to suggest that I understand what that is.

Nicole will come up in conversations where it's in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would tell some story about their mother and I. You know, we always honor her birthday.

I thought that subtitles are boring because they're there generally to serve us with information to make you understand what people are saying in a different language.

Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

I became a councillor back in 1971, so if by this stage in politics I'm making lots of big mistakes, then I shouldn't be here.

They say Formula One is a market which it can't be, obviously. Our market is independent, it's a sport.

I had to stop going to auditions thinking, 'Oh, I hope they like me.' I had to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem.

A zealous Savior ought to have zealous disciples.

Cosmetics is a boon to every woman but a girls best beauty aid is still a near sighted man.

All men are somewhat ridiculous and grotesque, just because they are men; and in this respect artists might well be regarded as man multiplied by two. So it is, was, and shall be.

There was a period of time during the 'Jagged Little Pill' era where I don't think I laughed for about two years. It was a survival mode, you know. It was an intense, constant, chronic over-stimulation and invasion of energetic and physical literal space.

Protect those who protect you.