Robert Bloch

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Horror is the removal of masks.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill you. Life is only a bedtime story before a long long sleep.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.