Robert Morley

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

The ball is mans most disastrous invention not excluding the wheel.

Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.