Roger Kahn

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Tennis and golf are best played not watched.

You may glory in a team triumphant... But you fall in love with a team in defeat.

Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.

Horse racing is animated roulette.