Roger Zelazny

I try to sit down at the typewriter four times a day, even if it's only five minutes, and write three sentences.

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.

I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.

It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.

Then you must reconcile yourself to the fact that something is always hurt by any change. If you do this, you will not be hurt yourself.