Let's go to the bathroom.

Do you need to go to the toilet?

Do you need to wee (pee)?

Do you need to poo? Is your tummy sore?

It looks like you need to wee. Come, I'll go with you. It will be quick. Let's go together.

Come on, I can see you need it.

You don't want to wet your pants again.

It's OK if you wet the bed sometimes.

Let's just make extra sure we wee before bed though. Even when you think you don't need it, just sit on the toilet and see what might come.

The public relies on the advice of doctors and leading researchers. The public has a right to know about financial relationships between those doctors and the drug companies who make the pharmaceuticals prescribed by doctors.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else at least in the near future to which our species could migrate. Visit yes. Settle not yet. Like it or not for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target.

As far as love is concerned, possession, power, fusion and disenchantment are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

I've learned a lot about putting a show up in Vegas. You can't just all of a sudden put up a show here and do well. Nobody does.

The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.

The human eye has long fascinated lovers, artists and physicians. The ancient Greeks dissected eyes, but struggled to understand how they worked, unclear as to whether they received or emanated light.

As the mother of a grown son with a traumatic brain injury, I couldn't be more excited about the prospect of finding out how to repair even a small part of the damage that changed his life.

I feel like an ambassador for surfing at this point. I'm happy to go and play that role and share that where I can in certain areas of the mainstream media that doesn't get the surfing attention.

Brevity is the best recommendation of speech, whether in a senator or an orator.

You have to check out 'March of the Penguins'. Penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy.

If I had one golf course, from a design standpoint, one that I really love, it would probably be Pinehurst. There's a totally tree-lined golf course where trees are not a part of the strategy.

NFL Films has had one continuous, creative vision for 47 years. These are timeless things; timeless stories that we capture just like people go back and read Greek mythology.

Jazz is a way of life, and you have to learn about it on the street, so to speak. But the training comes in by giving you the tools to work with.

We always got a strong response but I think in this day in age there is less of a marijuana fog at concerts and more of people just more naturally exuberant - it seems to me.

That's one of the ironies of our time: Right when we're on the edge of serious improvements in health care, we're also cooking the planet.

Abuse if you slight it, will gradually die away; but if you show yourself irritated, you will be thought to have deserved it.

When I was in college, I was the editor of the literary magazine and insisted neither the editors nor the writers be specifically identified-only our student numbers appeared on the title page. I love that idea and still do.

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things.

Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform for them for two hours. Nobody yells, 'Cut!' There are no retakes. That is still the most exciting medium for me, and I love it.

I don't know what it is about me. I don't know if there's something strange... but I continue to play aliens, so there's obviously something there.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

I eat a lot. I eat three times a day and I snack.

Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them.