I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.

You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.

Imagine - four years you could have spent travelling around Europe meeting people, or going to the Far East of Africa or India, meeting people, exchanging ideas, reading all you wanted to anyway, and instead I wasted it at Roosevelt.

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it.

To me, freedom entitles you to do something, not to not do something.

If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!

I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.

I myself do not believe in explaining anything.

Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.

He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I don't think a satirist has any greater obligation to society than a bricklayer or anybody else.

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.

If you're behind the times, they won't notice you. If you're right in tune with them, you're no better than they are, so they won't care much for you. Be just a little ahead of them.

Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.

If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough.

So I'm all of love that could make it today.

This boat that we just built is just fine and dont try to tell us its not the sides and the back are divine its the bottom I guess we forgot.

I will not play tug o war. Id rather play hug o war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug Where everyone kisses and everyone grins and everyone cuddles and everyone wins.

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy.

I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.

Who knows what true loneliness is - not the conventional word but the naked terror? To the lonely themselves it wears a mask. The most miserable outcast hugs some memory or some illusion.

Hugs can do great amounts of good - especially for children.

The recommended daily requirement for hugs is: four per day for survival, eight per day for maintenance, and twelve per day for growth.

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

Dr. Rice went well beyond offering a helping hand - she went so far as to shed tears and share hugs with those who, in a matter of just a few hours, had lost everything to the rising floodwaters.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

You are always new, The last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

Because Larry, by then, was a drummer, who would sort of get bored and tired, and rather stand up and blow kisses to people. So we needed the bass to sort of drive along.

She walks well, she looks good. Let's see how she kisses.

My 10th Sonata is a sonata of insects. Insects are born from the sun... they are the sun's kisses.

God's wounds cure, sin's kisses kill.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy; But he who kisses the joy as it flies Lives in eternity's sun rise.

Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree.

Kisses, even to the air, are beautiful.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

God pardons like a mother, who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness.

People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.

More than kisses, letters mingle souls.

Some people talk about screen kisses being strange or uncomfortable. But I think that I got along with Anna well enough that it just happened; it was a fun day of shooting.

I had so many freckles that my mother used to say that they were kisses from the angels. I still have them.

Oh, what lies there are in kisses.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

They say that a good cook can ignite sparks by the way he kisses. The way I see, just because a guy can turn on the stove doesn't necessarily make him a good cook.

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.