Sophie Tucker

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

From birth to eighteen a girl needs good parents from eighteen to thirty five she needs good looks from thirty five to fifty five she needs a good personality and from fifty five on she needs cash.

Success in show business depends on your ability to make and keep friends.

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

The secret to longevity is to keep breathing.