Stephen Evans

I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.

Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours.

There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death.

Death is the welcome cessation of idiocy.

I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die.

Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference.

Memory is imagination in reverse.

God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars.

Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.

What is the value of your existence?

I'd rather be dead than dying.