The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

The mind is just another muscle.

There's nothing wrong with being fired.

If I had any humility I would be perfect.

My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job.

I've never run into a guy who could win at the top level in anything today and didn't have the right attitude, didn't give it everything he had, at least while he was doing it; wasn't prepared and didn't have the whole program worked out.

I think Captain Cousteau might be the father of the environmental movement.

We have to do more than keep media giants from growing larger; they're already too big. We need a new set of rules that will break these huge companies to pieces.

Sports is like a war without the killing.

I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.

War has been good to me from a financial standpoint but I don't want to make money that way. I don't want blood money.

You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

The media is too concentrated, too few people own too much. There's really five companies that control 90 percent of what we read, see and hear. It's not healthy.

Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it but you don't want to see it again.

Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth -it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million.

I didn't get here for my acting... but I love show business.

Rupert Murdoch is the most dangerous man in the world.

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.

I see what keeps people young: work!

Over a three year period, I gave away half of what I had. To be honest, my hands shook as I signed it away. I knew I was taking myself out of the race to be the richest man in the world.

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.

All my life people have said that I wasn't going to make it.

You should set goals beyond your reach so you always have something to live for.

Just because your ratings are bigger doesn't mean you're better.

Even when I started in 1970, I knew that television was having a negative effect on our society.

Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth - it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million.

I didn't care what, how much adversity life threw at me. I intended to get to the top.

I don't watch entertainment. I haven't watched in years. I want to see serious news.

I had more energy at 50. On the other hand, at 75, I've probably got a little more wisdom and good judgment than I had at 50 because I've got more experience. But I haven't really changed. I'm still driven by the same philosophy.

I have both sleep apnea and atrial fibrillation, which are both debilitating conditions.

I haven't been in a store to buy anything for five years.

I like Obama. I don't know who could do a better job. He's got an incredibly tough situation, and a good heart and mind. I'd like to see him rally support a little better.

I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.

I mean, there's no point in sittin' around and cryin' about spilt milk. Gotta move on.

I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.

I think George Bush is the most dangerous man in the world.

I was gonna go broke if I didn't get things turned around real fast.

I'd like to say that right now, in the last few years, the Democrats have been closer - have been more pro-environment. The coal industry is pretty well entrenched in the Republican Party and that's one of the things that we need to phase out.

I'm a very good thinker, but I sometimes grab the wrong word. I say something I didn't think through adequately. I mean, I don't type my speeches, then sit up there and read them off the teleprompter, you know. I wing it.

I'm hard of hearing. I miss a lot. It's really tough.

I've had the good fortune to have a much more diverse life than most people would, professional sports and television and news and movies.

If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect.

If the Russian nuclear arsenal was fired at the United States and other targets, and we fired back at them with thousands of nuclear weapons, it would be the end of life on earth.

If you can get yourself where you're not afraid of dying, then you can move forward a lot faster.

Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.

The U.N. had such lofty goals to eliminate poverty and stop war and cure diseases and help refugees - things that no one country could do.

The biggest thing I learned from losing? Winning's better.