There is no such thing as sportsmanship.

You can be the best person in the league but if you don't win championships, something's missing.

There is no such thing as sportsmanship.

The one thing that scares me the most is failing. It scares me that one day I won't be at this level. But while I'm here and while I'm having success early, I'm trying to do everything to stay on this level.

I can only work out for so long before I start to really feel the effects.

I did an internship with Mike (Shanahan) and the Redskins last summer and I knew after a week and a half that it wasn't for me. I think I knew that going in, but I wanted to make sure.

I used to hear about guys who played saying how difficult it is getting up in the morning, and now I'm experiencing it; those same effects.

I was always a big fan of waiting a year of two to groom an NFL quarterback; let him learn and mature.

I'm just trying to keep my mind and my body active. The tough part about it is that physically I'm sort of limited.

My mom still lives in Denver and some of my brothers are still in the area, so I still have strong ties there.

No disrespect to Kyle Orton, who's been solid and stable for both the Broncos and the Bears, but I think the upside for Tim Tebow is greater right now.

There's no doubt about it; playing football and how tough it is on the body afterwards.

I was lucky that one of my first movies, 'One Million Years B.C.' was made in Europe by a British company. The Brits, and a lot of the rest of Europe, seemed to really love exotic women. The fact that I was American and exotic just made me more appealing to them.

The service we render others is the rent we pay for our room on earth.

Its really important to have balance spend some time in nature go to a few parties enjoy my friends and really chill out.

America is incredibly professional and corporate.

Life doesn't come with a manual it comes with a mother.

I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.

There are golfers everywhere who may never get a chance to play a links course in Scotland, a tree-lined course in America or the sand belts of Australia. Hopefully I can bring some of those elements into their backyards.

And if you have great writing, it's really easy, but if it's not so great and you have to work a little harder, I could tell where the work needed to be done but comedy is just fun.

For me, especially with the villain, it's not very interesting to write a guy who is just 100% bad.

We really enjoy entertaining our children with characters. We'll act out all of The Wizard of Oz together.

The liberal psyche wants to protect minorities, to apologize for imperialism, colonialism, slavery, and the appalling treatment of black people during the civil rights movement. At the same time, they want to continue to defend the rights of individuals.

In the context of Quaker worship, it is perfectly appropriate for any person in the congregation to speak a timely word from the Lord.

If we're going to build hardware, the thing we want to do is build reading goggles, so you can do hands-free reading.

I can talk a lot and not reveal anything; I would make a great politician.

I've never done a movie that's shot more than 40 days because I just don't do those kinds of films.

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.

There never yet has been a great system sustained by force under which all the best faculties of men have not slowly withered.

In the animal kingdom, one of the keys to survival is to outwit your enemies. And when you're surrounded by carnivores, one of the best strategies is to fade into the background and disappear.

If you're having trouble finishing a book, it might be that you're trying to fix it as you go. Just finish the story, no matter how terrible you think that first draft is. Then let it cool off. In other words, don't look at it for a while. Then you can rewrite it.

When I was 17, I listened to reggae music. I loved Bob Marley. I started growing dreadlocks. It's always been my way, that the outside matches what's going on with me inside.

The whole point of animation to me is to tell a story, make a joke, express an idea. The technique itself doesn't really matter. Whatever works is the thing to use.

When I got to 'The Daily Show,' they asked me to have a political opinion. It turned out that I had one, but I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.

A small, seemingly inconsequential event can determine a life.

Every language teaches you something, so learning a language is never wasted, especially if it's different in more than just syntactic trivia.