Roller-skating and ice-skating are two different things - I found that out the hard way.

No matter how well you do, no matter how successful you are, they're always going to criticize you.

The factory that my grandmother had put under the house to produce these green men to come get me.

Roller-skating and ice-skating are two different things - I found that out the hard way.

Best wishes to you on your birthday may the day be filled with happiness a day thats so special for you and memories you will cherish.

Some photographers work on the same image for hours and hours and then use the first picture that they took.

I loved it, it's such fun. I like that people are seeing it and then talking about it. Like when I took my son and his friends to see Napoleon Dynamite last year, we spent the next six weeks trying to explain it.

I started working in the mid-to-late Seventies, when television was not what it is now.

It makes me really proud to be an Argentinean, to have the pope be Argentinian. Pope Francis has been incredible. My mother used to know him when he was in Argentina.

A power nap is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you.

Mercedes does beautiful work, absolutely.

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

Most of the women who have offered themselves for public office over the years have done so, I believe, more because of the 'dirt' than in spite of it.

Comedy is second nature for me.

I get intrigued by a first lin and I write to find out why it means something to me. You make discoveries just the way the reader does, so you're simultaneously the writer and the reader.

It is important to be passionate, but it is also important to combine the heart and the head. I have made mistakes in both my private and professional lives.

There is no right religion, and no one can prove that there is.

My kids are exhausted every day, and I keep them that way. It's gym, ice, homework. They're too tired to get in trouble.

Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to find episodes. Bob Odenkirk and David Cross became celebrities, and Jay Johnston - who's lesser known, but brilliant - deserves a lot of credit, too.

If you play an instrument, it makes you a better singer. The more you play, the better you sing, the more you sing, the better you play.

The type of music I like to sing is really those classic songs, those Barbara Streisand, Celine Dion, Frank Sinatra, classics.

I accept challenges, I have always done that in writing.

We had to be down early to get the best stuff for the pros we looked after and then get the rags that we were left ourselves for training. It seems very old school but it grounded me as a person and made me appreciate everything as a footballer, because all we got was a pair of boots.

If you can live in Paris, maybe you should.

If anyone tells you it's impossible to be fabulous and smart and make a ton of money using math, well, they can just get in line behind you - and kiss your math.

There were two three or four French Revolutions. Like a multi stage rocket today the Revolution involved several successive explosions and propellant thrusts.

I came into acting with that sort of dull, meet-with-triumph-and-disaster-the-same philosophy and it's been the right one for me.

Uber is efficiency with elegance on top. That's why I buy an iPhone instead of an average cell phone, why I go to a nice restaurant and pay a little bit more. It's for the experience.