There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

Nothing's beautiful from every point of view.

Leaders at the top of al Qaeda's hierarchy, the evidence shows, completed plans and obtained the materials required to manufacture two biological toxins - botulinum and salmonella - and the chemical poison cyanide.

It's about timing and rhythm. But who could be better than Chaplin or Keaton?

I always wanted to be a femme fatale. Even when I was a young girl, I never really wanted to be a girl. I wanted to be a woman.

Maybe our young people are not as vacuous as we would like to lead ourselves to believe - that all they're interested in is hairdos and looking at other beautiful people. Maybe they're interested in learning something.

My first inclination is to be a bit skeptical about the claims that human-produced carbon dioxide is the direct contributor to global warming.

The Roman Catholics teach that unless you're a Roman Catholic you do not go to heaven.

I endured many weeks of it, but I had a big background in martial arts and fighting as a kid, so kind of all the problems got brushed away and I was ready.

What makes me mad is arrogance, pretension, putting on airs.

When I'm in good form there are chances that rivals will worry more about you more than you about them.

Some people are just born to cook and talk.

Once you start a business, you have to grow it and grow with it - starting a business is not just for Christmas.

In this new world, with smartphones and tablets and cloud computing, things are moving around fast.

In the '70s and '80s there was an attempt in K-12 to teach science through art or art through science. The challenge today is how do you build the ethos of art and design into the academy of science.

The sea, the great unifier, is man's only hope. Now, as never before, the old phrase has a literal meaning: we are all in the same boat.

I cling to my imperfection, as the very essence of my being.

I've had to wean myself away to make sure that any choices I make are grounded in myself rather than the seeking of approval.

A small town is a place where there's no place to go where you shouldn't.

In the Foo Fighters, my main job is to be the drummer, and that's enough.

I think a lot of women have too many mini skirts in their closets.

I think clothes are very much a representation of your attitude and the way you feel. I really love to be dressed down, though.

I was born into the most remarkable and eccentric family I could possibly have hoped for.

While your life is the true expression of your faith, whom can you fear?

Women are just so much tougher and more patient than men are - their capacity for empathy blows me away. And their capacity to deal with stress for long periods of time is also kind of awe inspiring.