The Bears treat offense as if it's bubonic plague.

The Bears treat offense as if it's bubonic plague.

I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

To understand your parents’ love you must raise children yourself.

My portrayal of Fagin was all to do with my experience in comedy and revue.

Let everyone try and find that as a result of daily prayer he adds something new to his life, something with which nothing can be compared.

If I take two years off, I would want to fight as much as possible.

There are only two guidelines in good sex, Don't do anything you don't really enjoy and find out what are your partner needs and dont balk them if you can help it.

I am deluded enough to think I can bring something to the table.

The sound of colors is so definite that it would be hard to find anyone who would express bright yellow with base notes or dark lake with the treble.

Eventually the dollar won't always rule. Eventually there will be a challenge to the United States and it will have to be like other countries that are a bit concerned about their currency, and then have to ratchet back in order to - right, in order to sustain. We just haven't reached that point yet.

I was not going to be a stupid girl singer. I was going to be way more than that.

No good deed goes unpunished.

If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground then the university has failed you.

Once you've figured out how to wait on people and clean toilets, it makes you very mindful of how you treat the people who are serving you.

Mark Grotjahn's large new paintings abound with torrents of ropy impasto, laid down in thickets, cascading waves, and bundles that swell, braid around, or overlap one another.

A little sister you once were, but now a great friend you are!

I dont have the money to buy you the world But I am prepared to share that world with you.

I feel we're at risk that a whole generation of young Israelis, who went to the army, work hard, pay taxes, one day will look around and say, 'Hey, this country is going nowhere.'

Whether you are a low-income elderly woman living at the end of a dirt road in Vermont or a wealthy CEO living on Park Avenue, you get your mail six days a week. And you pay for this service at a cost far less than anywhere else in the industrialized world.

I'm a big-city boy. What I like is big cities. It's not just what I like. It's what I write about.

Competing is intense among humans, and within a group, selfish individuals always win. But in contests between groups, groups of altruists always beat groups of selfish individuals.

I was dirt-poor. I could barely hold down a job. Eventually, though, I started getting small parts on shows like 'Smallville,' 'Supernatural'... and lots of really bad sci-fi movies. I was running around the woods in wolf contacts, covered in fake blood made out of pancake syrup, roaring.

I've picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and a nice cream soda. It is fantastic. So I have to be careful or I'm going to just get really fat.