Walt Kelly

In like a dimwit, out like a light.

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.

It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.

Every burden is a blessing.