Walter Winchell

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

True friends walks in when the rest of the world has walked out.

Nothing recedes like success.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Todays gossip is tomorrows headline.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Relationships are like crystals you dont realize how much you love it until it breaks.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.