Witold Gombrowicz

Two conspirators with a frog following the line of a whiffletree.

I didn't go to the lectures. My valet, who was more distinguished than I, went instead.

Our element is unending immaturity.

A universal style is one that knows how to embrace lovingly those not quite developed.

You are ugly when you love her, you are beautiful and fresh, vital and free, modern and poetic when you don't... you are more beautiful as an orphan than as your mother's son.