There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

Success - it's what you do with what you've got.

Without winners, there wouldn't even be any civilization.

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

A man is always better than he thinks.

Paralyze resistance with persistence.

A good general always makes you search for his weaknesses.

As the youngest, I don't think there was any doubt I was spoiled.

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

I don't apologize for anything. When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there.

I don't like nice people. I like tough, honest people.

I may not be able to outsmart too many people, but I can outwork 'em.

I speak at a lot of banquets in small towns, because small towns have so many great people.

I'm not trying to win a popularity poll. I'm trying to win football games.

My brother and I were still in high school playing football, and we were both middleweight, and we couldn't find anyone else to fight in our weight class, so we'd fight each other. I was a stand-up fighter, and Ike was a weaving type of fighter, and we fought that way out there at Cy Young's farm, and we put on quite a show.

No back in the history of football was ever worth two fumbles a game.

Nobody despises to lose more than I do. That's got me into trouble over the years, but it also made a man of mediocre ability into a pretty good coach.

Nothing that comes easy is worth a dime.

On our first date, all Anne wanted to talk about was Bob Feller, the new pitcher for the Cleveland Indians.

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs.

The bowl games are only supposed to be a fun reward.

The five big mistakes in football are the fumble, the interception, the penalty, the badly called play, the blocked punt - and most of these originate with the quarterback. Find a mistake-proof quarterback and you have this game won.

The game of football is one of strategy and tactics.

The most deceptive course in football is straight at the goalposts.

The players fire the coach, and as long as I'm on the same wavelength with them, I can coach as long as I want to.

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

A worker's paradise is a consumer's hell.

There's an inherent thing in me where, if things are going too smooth, I'll sabotage the hell out of them, just to make the music more of a sanctuary.

The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?

I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments.

Mankind is not likely to salvage civilization unless he can evolve a system of good and evil which is independent of heaven and hell.

Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell.

Looking back, I think we were all quite mature, surprisingly responsible. In earlier wars, boys of our age had just gone off to raise hell or enlist or both, but we stayed dutifully at our desks doing tomorrow's homework.

As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man.

I would rather my soul broil in hell than I do you any harm.

In Hell all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.

I'm not a humanitarian, I'm a hell-raiser.

I believe that I am in hell, therefore I am there.

Why? Will no man ever do something without a why? Just like that? For the hell of it?

Our little house was way back in the country. We had one house close to us, and hell the next one would've been a mile. If you got sick, you could holler and wouldn't nobody hear you.

If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days.

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.

The compact which exists between the North and the South is a covenant with death and an agreement with hell.

Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.