Zsa Zsa Gabor

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

I'm not a girl who sits home and knits, you know.

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

I'm a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That's how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, 'I want the Waldorf,' and he bought it. The only problem was I divorced him before the escrow was finished.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

A man is incomplete until hes married. After that hes finished.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Husbands are like fires they go out when unattended.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I think I'm very old-fashioned.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

Any woman who diets all the time cant help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles.

I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.

I only cook when I'm in love.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished.

There is nothing wrong with a woman encouraging a man's advances, as long as they are in cash.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a poor one. And if it is wrong, you can go.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Getting divorced just because you dont love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful.