I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.

I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am.

I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles.

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

I only cook when I'm in love.

I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.

I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

I think I'm very old-fashioned.

I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me.

I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.

I'm a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That's how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, 'I want the Waldorf,' and he bought it. The only problem was I divorced him before the escrow was finished.

I'm not a girl who sits home and knits, you know.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!