How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter bought some butter. But she said the butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my batter better. So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

She sells seashells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure. And if she sells seashells on the sea shore, Then I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream.

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

Wayne went to wales to watch walruses

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

I stopped and gazed on the little dull man who was being paid to be a teacher of teachers. I turned and walked to the door, slammed it closed with a bang, and broken glass crashed to the floor. There was uproar behind me in the class, which did not interest me at all.

Acting is a strange profession, and, yes, sometimes I struggle with its worth, its value in the world.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

I profoundly feel that the art of living is the art of giving. You're fulfilled in the moment of giving, of doing something beyond yourself.

If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

I don't write poems. I don't give flowers to girls... yet.

Every vice president since Mondale has lived up on this hill, on the twelve-acre campus of the Naval Observatory in Northwest Washington. It's a pretty house with a wraparound porch and a white turret.

Hope is the most universal of human possessions.

I gave up lots of things I love doing: writing, and business, and playing the piano and so on.

A woman wants to rule like a queen by involving herself in all activities of the house; and a man who fools oneself says often that she is multitasking to manage everything well.

The day is coming when there will not be one sick saint in the body of Christ.

I didn't grow up on any sort of border; more in the middle of nowhere, in rural eastern North Carolina.

It is a curious fact that the word 'essayist' showed up in English before it existed in French.

I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet.

Religion which lays so many restraints upon us, is a troublesome companion to those who will lay no restraints upon themselves.

Almost everything The Beatles did was great, and it's hard to improve on. They were our Bach. The way to get around it may be to keep it as simple as possible.

It doesn't work the same way everywhere. The Americans are the most gullible, because they don't like to deny co-workers' requests. People in the former Soviet bloc countries are less trusting, perhaps because of their previous experiences with their countries' secret services.

One chance can make the rest of your career.

Life is always full of challenges. I believe you're never happy unless you're consistently making challenges for yourself.

Spittin' blood, smokin' guitars, fire everywhere - Kiss is where I started.

And I'm a slow writer: five, six hundred words is a good day. That's the reason it took me 20 years to write those million and a half words of the Civil War.

I get around nature. I have a vegetable garden, and I enjoy being outside. I do work quite a bit around the house.

I was terrified. My first week, walking around in a teeny bikini, I kept crossing my arms over my chest because I was afraid I was going to fall out of the top of the suit. And I didn't know anything about technique or lighting.

I arrived in Bangkok in 1980: I was 23 years old, and it changed my life.