If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter bought some butter. But she said the butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my batter better. So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

She sells seashells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure. And if she sells seashells on the sea shore, Then I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream.

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

Wayne went to wales to watch walruses

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

People get into the habit of entrusting the things they desire to wishful thinking, and subjecting things they don't desire to exhaustive thinking.

It's really fun to act like a bimbo. But it's fun to act like a bimbo only when people know that you really aren't one.

A man's opinion is in others; his being is in himself.

Wrestling is such a competitive sport worldwide.

When I was 17, I was at La Coupole brasserie, and Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir asked me to join them at their table. They were fascinated that I'd watched their programme on existentialism back home and wanted to understand nothingness and being.

A man's conscience and his judgment is the same thing; and as the judgment, so also the conscience, may be erroneous.

Life is for the living. Death is for the dead. Let life be like music. And death a note unsaid.

When I'm not working, I get very down, but when I am working, I get very immersed in it.

Time is at once the most valuable and the most perishable of all our possessions.

Through my career at ExxonMobil, I've been actively involved in United Way campaigns.

I watch a lot of TV. That's how I spend most of my time outside of work. If I had more time, I would fill it 100 percent with watching TV.

I have sung to large crowds since then, and there is a feeling that once you get over 100,000 people, you kind of lose the control element, you don't know if you are really getting through or not.

I come from a very left wing Socialist family, anti-war and anti-empire.

For me, brunch is such a versatile meal since you can play on both the sweet and savory in your dishes.

The USDA labs in Ames, Iowa, are level-four security clearance. Every nasty thing you can imagine is stored there. Ground zero for the apocalypse. And there's a day care right across the street.

It was then that the ecstasy and the dream began in which emotion was the matter of the universe and matter but an adventitious intrusion likely to hinder you from spinning where you wanted to spin.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

I'm a struggling guitar player.

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so.

Vanity dies hard; in some obstinate cases it outlives the man.

Whenever a theory appears to you as the only possible one, take this as a sign that you have neither understood the theory nor the problem which it was intended to solve.

The sad pattern of lack of trust in God has persisted since the Creation.

One can spend too much of one's life locked in stuffy rooms seeking out obscure truths, searching, researching, until one is too old to enjoy life.

If there aren't roles you want to play, then you've kind of got to create them.