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The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.
A. P. Herbert
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
A. P. Herbert
This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.
A. P. Herbert
I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum.
A. P. Herbert
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
A. P. Herbert
People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
A. P. Herbert
A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
A. P. Herbert
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
A. P. Herbert