The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.

I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum.

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

Expect nothing at all and accept as a joyful surprise whatever good you find in matrimony.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

I see no room in holy Scripture for any sexual activity outside of matrimony.

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.

Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.

'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

There is no road to wealth so easy and respectable as that of matrimony.

Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.

In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.

There's such an extreme feeling to be in love, especially in quite an emotionally destructive relationship, where you're both kind of really bad for each other, but you love each other so much. Those extreme emotions, I think, can only be described with extreme imagery.

I can run up a wall and do a back flip - that's the most impressive thing that I can do.

It's time to stop the raid on the Social Security trust fund and start allowing Americans to invest their Social Security taxes in personal savings accounts.

I think that there's a strain in journalism that believes that anyone who surrenders him- or herself to faith and to belief necessarily checks reason and rationality at the door.

The quality of research in the U.S. is absolutely the best.

Everyone else in the world still thinks of American food as ketchup.

Anger is the most impotent of passions. It effects nothing it goes about, and hurts the one who is possessed by it more than the one against whom it is directed.

I like the idea of infiltrating an area that is not really exposed to me or my work.

My mom eventually got out to Oxnard and started a produce company and was in the strawberry business. My pops was out of the picture by the time I was 7.

This is not a skill problem, this is a will problem. Does America have the will to make education a priority? We know the things that work. Why don't we scale up those things that do work.

I have never been a foodie and am seldom very hungry.

Privacy is not an option, and it shouldn't be the price we accept for just getting on the Internet.

Now is the time for Afro-realism: for sound policies based on honest data, aimed at delivering results.

There is something cheap about magic that works just because it is magic.

Do not fear mistakes. There are none.

The U.S. Army records alone for World War II weigh 17,000 tons, and even the best historians have not done more than just scratch the surface. The story is such that 500 years from now people will be writing and reading about it.

An atheist is someone who thinks (but doesn't believe) that nothing created everything.

I have a mental coach in Korea, and I talk to her every week before the tournament, during the tournament and try to talk to her and try to get a little bit of the pressure off.

I played baseball as a left-handed first baseman, though never as well as I did quarterbacking.

We all know that the great memories of our childhood are the little triumphs - it doesn't really matter whether that was in writing, art, on the hockey field or on the football field. It's something that makes you feel - 'I can do this stuff.'

I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while.

Theater in Chicago will always be my first love. It started careers for me and about 50 of my friends. We all love coming back. As soon as the TV show is over, I'll be back in Chicago, doing live theater.