The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

Life is like an analogy.

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

No one pays me to be nice.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.

When all else fails, complicate matters.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.

I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running.

If I ever score against Spurs, I won't celebrate. Even if it's the best goal in the world, I'll keep it subdued. It's a respect thing. The fans were brilliant towards me; I'll be playing against my friends and I can't forget that.

I am obsessed with why people turn out the way they are.

I wish I could just be in the movies and still enjoy everything else like a normal person.

There are so many different challenges California has its the greatest state in the greatest country in the world. Hasta la vista baby

I don't host a show and go, 'Have you got my best angle?'

It is the theory which decides what can be observed.

We are always doing something to cover up our basic existential anxiety. Some people live that way until the day they die.

One good husband is worth two good wives for the scarcer things are the more they are valued.

When luck is on your side it is not the time to be modest or timid. It is the time to go for the biggest success you can possibly achieve.

I was able to make many different kinds of movies. They enriched me on many different levels.

'The bigtime for you is just around the corner.' They told me that first in 1952 - boy, it's been a long corner. If I don't hit the bigtime in the next 25 or 30 years, I'm gonna pack in the music business and become a full-time gigolo.

Parvesh Cheena is a real treat for the ladies.

I definitely want to act and I want to sing. If those two fall through, I want to become a writer, probably, like a songwriter for other people, or a novel writer. I write a lot, and I read a lot. I like reading fiction.

Actions speak louder than words

The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.

If political cartoonists continue to rely on newspapers, we may be in serious trouble. It's a very transferable form of journalism, though - it works great on Web sites.

There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.

I find it some of the hardest photography and the most challenging photography I've ever done. It's a real challenge to work with the natural features and the natural light.

There should be more women directing; I think there's just not the awareness that it's really possible.

I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

In order for fashion to progress, we have to always be willing to invest in someone or something new and embrace risks, regardless of the economy.

Starting at about, I guess, forever, I've always looked forward to getting older. When I was 14, I couldn't wait to be 16 and get a driver's license.

Simply stated, the need for accurate intelligence and prescient analysis from CIA has never been greater than it is in 2013 - or than it will be in the coming years.