There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter bought some butter. But she said the butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my batter better. So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

She sells seashells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure. And if she sells seashells on the sea shore, Then I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream.

Wayne went to wales to watch walruses

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

When you take the time to understand why your parents did the things they did, you stand a good chance of learning more about your own behavior.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

The New York fashion scene is crazy, madness, but I love the energy.

The death of a famous person is different from the death of a loved one, whether it is Michael Jackson, Frank McCourt, or Walter Cronkite. We didn't know any of them personally, and yet, we experience a sense of loss.

Nature provides a free lunch, but only if we control our appetites.

That's the biggest problem with boxing in the United States. They do not promote it like they used to, when it used to be Howard Cosell and they showed it on 'Wide World of Sports.' Everybody knew all the fighters. Everybody was looking forward to the year when the Olympics came on.

These days too many of us seem inclined to cover our ears, close our eyes, and blindly follow the most narrow, conservative tenets of religion; or else seek comfort in the ancient traditions of New Age ritual.

The world thinks eccentricity in great things is genius but in small things only crazy.

Give me a window and I'll stare out it.

I'm a long way from Ike Turner.

I can't live off of yesterday - that's in the past.

Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want to get something out of them, otherwise you'll come home to me with a full belly and an empty purse.

'The Walking Dead' never wants you to get too comfortable with characters and cast members. I think about the time you feel fairly secure with your appreciation of a character is about the time the show will gut-punch you.

The idol of today pushes the hero of yesterday out of our recollection; and will, in turn, be supplanted by his successor of tomorrow.

Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased to communicate.

A long-lasting and sustained recovery will never be achieved through massive government spending programs.

After the desperate years of their own war, after six years of repression inside Spain and six years of horror in exile, these people remain intact in spirit. They are armed with a transcendent faith; they have never won, and yet they have never accepted defeat.

Crime fiction is the new rock n' roll.

I'm definitely a lash girl. I feel they are my best feature. I have tried lots of mascaras. I was drawn to Lancome Doll Lashes recently. Not only because of the name, but it smells like roses! I usually add a few coats of it for a night out.

You're grateful and appreciative that people liked you and remember you.

It took me time to realize that the men who won Olympic gold medals in the decathlon are just men, just like me.

I've chosen not to talk about my really private life to the press - I've never invited a huge amount of attention.

If you're free of mechanical thoughts and free of knowing that your body and bat are going to be in the right position at the right time, you can freely focus on the ball. It's a great feeling.

Ultimately, China may use force to push for unification with Taiwan, a scenario we all must work to prevent.