I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I never have anything to talk about.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 17. There were boys at school that I would find out later had a crush on me but I was too shy to talk to them.

I'm working on just finding a boyfriend right now.

As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

The guys in my band are great-we watch movies, we eat pizza, take walks, read books. Everybody has a really great sense of humor. And my boyfriend comes and visits me on the road.

The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like.

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.

I definitely have a family. I have a boyfriend who has kids, and we do normal things every day, like get up and go to school. Eat breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

Otherwise, I spend a lot of time at my boyfriend's home in the country, in New Jersey.

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.

I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend.

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.

West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.

He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend.

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.

I love singing - singing is what I'm famous for doing. Now it's turned into things I am famous for doing - like having rows with my mum or about my boyfriend, so it does get irritating.

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.

I get a lot of mail from men who really identify with Stuart, you know, Sparrow's boyfriend. I love that. Even though I used to say I wanted men to read the strip even though there weren't any men in it, so they'd be forced to identify with the women.

Almost everything in 'A Day With Wilbur Robinson' has some basis in truth. And yes, my sister did pay me to feed her grapes while she talked to her boyfriend on the phone.