A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

His insomnia was so bad he couldnt sleep during office hours.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.

When Fortune smiles, I smile to think how quickly she will frown.

Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all.

The beauty we love is very silent. It smiles softly to itself, but never speaks.

But somehow I feel like still it's a gift, and I wonder, how can I give this gift to others? Just work hard, and do whatever I can do, to be that, and to return the love to the fans. I like to give them joy and smiles to them. Give back to them.

The sky lovingly smiles on the earth and her children.

Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.

Destiny smiles upon me but without making me the least bit happier.

As soon as men know that they can kill without fear of punishment or blame, they kill; or at least they encourage killers with approving smiles.

Smiles are the language of love.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

I saw music as a way to entertain people and take them away from their daily lives and put smiles on their faces, as opposed to what I see it being now, which is a way for me to actually communicate, and a way for me to tap into my subconscious.

I like bringing smiles to people's faces.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone. This simple goodness shines straight from their hearts and only asks to be lived.

Ah, Hope! what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us to look behind the dark clouds of today, for the golden beams that are to gild the morrow.

Nobody needs a smile so much as the one who has none to give. So get used to smiling heart-warming smiles, and you will spread sunshine in a sometimes dreary world.

Furthermore, the slaves cannot be put into a more wretched situation, ourselves being judges, and the community cannot take a more lively step to escape ruin, and obtain the smiles and protection of Heaven.

Smiles, tears, of all my life! - and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.

I love performing in front of an audience and seeing smiles on the kids' faces.

Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.

A Scout smiles and whistles under all circumstances.

It is little men know of women; their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.

Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts.

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every woman knows that.

Damn the great executives, the men of measured merriment, damn the men with careful smiles oh, damn their measured merriment.

Smiles form the channels of a future tear.

I think that anybody that smiles automatically looks better.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

And suns grow meek, and the meek suns grow brief, and the year smiles as it draws near its death.

Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms.

I once knew a house rather like The Land of Smiles - an old house occupied by a varied collection of young people, mainly students. However none of these people were true models for the characters in the book, though their way of life may have been.

Golden slumbers kiss your eyes, Smiles awake you when you rise.

I am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to this fragment of life.

I learned the truth at seventeen, That love was meant for beauty queens, And high school girls with clear skinned smiles, Who married young and then retired.