I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

I learn something new about the game almost every time I step on the course.

If you can't outplay them, outwork them.

If you can’t outplay them, outwork them.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Touch is one of the most intuitive things in the world.

I think it was hard at first for my dad to transition to being immobile.

More is asked of you on stage. It's no way to make a living. But it's like a bullfight. You find out who can do it and who can't.

Mr. Clinton better watch out if he comes down here. He'd better have a bodyguard.

Television has dried up for my generation, so it's plays and films. You get used to being lazy doing films, but classical theatre's going to finish me off.

Music kept me off the streets and out of trouble and gave me something that was mine that no one could take away from me.

When I was growing up, one or two girls were beautiful, but it was not an aspiration, right?

If you're lucky enough to have a position where people listen to you, you should say stuff you believe in - but not if you're Jenny McCarthy. Then you should shut up. But if you're right, like Amy Poehler, then speak up.

Of course there are moments that you wonder how long you should be doing it because there are other aspects which are not nice, of this lifestyle. But I just love winning.

Anyone who has an imagination can write a book - it's cheap to do - but movies are big money.

Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense.

Musicians are, by and large, not the most politically savvy crew.

I think Romney's talking himself out of the election, to be honest. I was wondering what was gonna happen when the Republican power structure turned the money on, and then they turned on the money and nothing happened.

A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp happy Travie.

Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you've gotta perform them and/or direct them, or sometimes just produce them.

Such subtle covenants shall be made, 'til peace itself is war in masquerade.

Every second you dwell on the past you steal from your future. Every minute you spend focusing on your problems you take away from finding your solutions.

And for this you must have quiet and solitude. But society does not allow you to have them. You must be with people, outwardly active at all costs. If you are alone you are considered antisocial or peculiar, or you are afraid of your own loneliness.

A wet boy has a deader, an assassin has a target, because assassins sometimes miss.

For me, comfort is paramount.

I loved the idea of how all these guys always are stealing other guys' girls and I was like, 'There's no female anthem for a girl stealing another guy's girl,' and that is the coolest thing ever.

I think ageing suits me because I was born old, like Spencer Tracy or Dolly the Sheep.

Faith is in the eye of the beholder.

My dad being an Army officer, I was just born to it. I was raised in a military manner, and it was a given that Army brats went to West Point, so I went to West Point in 1941. And being in the military has been my life.