Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

I learn something new about the game almost every time I step on the course.

If you can't outplay them, outwork them.

If you can’t outplay them, outwork them.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf, but you've got to do it.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

I don't like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and play. Golf is fun and feels really good.

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

Confidence in golf means being able to concentrate on the problem at hand with no outside interference.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.

In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe event, and I was drained. Mentally, not physically.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

For example, in my district there are visitors from all over the world who are drawn to our beautiful beaches, recreational lakes, habitat wildlife preserves and golf courses.

I've been writing a lot, I've a few projects I'm trying to finance, I do some acting, I do some directing... Apart from that, if I could get lower that a ten handicap on my golf game I'd be thrilled.

I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf, never hit another golf shot the rest of my life and I'd be happy because I can get back in life without any rotation.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Few learn golf in a lifetime.

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.

Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.

My hobbies and leisure activities include cars and golf.

Both of us played basketball, and I played tennis and my knees are done. Now if you ask us head-to-head who wins at golf, I'm asking for a couple of strokes.

The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.